Sweater Fest ’08

So the Helmsley Housewives had their big night out on the town at none other than the Sweater Fest ’08 (thank you to whomever coined both of those great terms). I donned my little black dress and sparkly shoes with no hose (just in case you were sitting on the edge of your seat waiting for the verdict). The other housewives were stunning in their black attire as well. Ain’t no way we were wearing sweaters. Some of the ladies even had Christmas pedicures to set the mood perfectly. And for the record, the only Christmas sweater I saw was on a man…

As most office parties go (truth be told, that’s all this ended up being) there were lots of people, lots of talking from the stage that sounded like Charlie Brown’s teacher, prizes, table centerpieces to give away, and drink stealing by the staff. Oh, and a little bit of dancing. That’s all you really need to know. Nobody cares about these things unless they’re actually there. I’ll leave you with a couple pictures.

Clicking on them will probably blow them up to just about life size. And thank you so much Mom for coming all the way over here to watch the girls. Happy Birthday!