mall kiosk salespeople are a lower life form

Open letter to the mall kiosk salespeople

Dear mall kiosk salespeople, Oh my freaking word. If homicide were legal I think I’d be a professional. I wish my looks could kill because then you’d be gone and I wouldn’t even have to wash my hands.* I’m not sure if you’ve ever considered this or not, but when I go to the mallContinue reading “Open letter to the mall kiosk salespeople”