I was at the VA Home the other day walking down the hall. As I was passing one of the residents he asked me if I believed in Santa.
(An aside here. I don’t believe in Santa. We don’t even do Santa at Christmas.)
I had no time to give a response though because he kept on talking:
” ’cause you’re going to get dirty coming down the chimney
when I ask for you for Christmas.”
YES. HE. DID!
All I could do was continue to smile politely and sort of shake my head and be on my merry little way. Although dirty that has to be the most clever pick up line I’ve ever heard.
HO! HO! HO!