I had a relationship with her a couple of years ago. She was great for my self esteem and I remember being a much happier and peaceful person when we were a team. We were together for maybe a year…or less. Then I moved and didn’t bother to pick back up the relationship.
There’s a side to her though that I just don’t get. I think I dropped her when we moved because she could be demanding. And would remind me of just how lazy I was sometimes. I think I just needed a break.
It’s time to bring her back into my life though. I’ve gone on feeling lazy and incomplete and well, just blah for too long. I’m willing to team back up with her again to see if I can turn this lazy, messy, unclean life of mine around.
Yes, I have a love/hate relationship with……the Fly Lady.
I know! You were all excited and like, “she’s going to spill some guts here! Now we get the dirt!” And I was all, “it’s dirt, but it ain’t that kind of dirt.”
I’m getting rid of the dirt around here. And if you know Fly Lady you know I’m not talking about the dirt that’s cleaned everyday, like the counters or the floors. I’m talking about base boards, and fan blades, and blinds, and oven fans. I know. Pray for me. I hate cleaning, but I love me some Fly Lady. She’s reconciled me to at least enjoying the feeling of the accomplishment of cleaning before. Let’s hope she hasn’t lost her touch.
I just created my lists and am printing them out as we speak. Yes, I’m becoming a list person again. Or at least attempting to. I’m laminating the lists y’all so I can mark on them everyday and then wipe off and start over again the next day. I’m not going to be able to stand it.
So, if I don’t blog again for about a month just know where I am. Knee deep in dust bunnies that have been collecting for the last six months…
Who needs internet play when I could be cleaning all freaking day.
That’s my new motto, said in the most facetious tone possible. Feel free to incorporate into your own credo.
**EDITED to say: Wow at all you nay sayers! First let me qualify my depth of participation with the Fly. I do not dress down to the shoes. Our carpet is already gross enough. I’ll try to do the sink thing, but I’m no where near worried about whether there’s a spot or two…or ten on it. My goal is to stay on top of the housework and never let it get to a point that feels overwhelming. A little a day will prevent me from having to do all day cleanings like I do now.
MY version of Fly Lady consists of making my lists of daily things to do and then the monthly deep cleaning that’s done a little a day. I don’t take a break every hour for fifteen minutes to clean or whatever she suggests.
So there! I’m doing the Not So SAHM version of Fly Lady, which is much less drastic I think. And no, Dandelionmom, please don’t send reinforcements…unless they’re going to shine my sinks for me.
##EDITED AGAIN to say. I don’t get the Fly’s emails. I signed up for the emails for about .763 days and promptly unsubscribed. Who needs all that pressure? I’ve created enough pressure with my daily/weekly sheets I’ve created. Maybe I’ll post those for you so you’ll see that although I may seem crazy…it’s really not that bad.