Y’all won’t believe this…
I’m so into MySpace. You didn’t know that about me did you? It seems like my profile hasn’t been updated since Christmas…but you didn’t know about my alter-ego profile did you? If I’m not blogging then I’m twittering. And if I’m not twittering then I’m on MySpace. Many times I’m on all three at once. I don’t even take showers any more. Well, it takes a couple of days to get one. I’m convinced the kids beyond GenX (so, not me) are completely and forever altered by their participation in social networking, especially MySpace. I mean, all boundaries are broken on that site. Maybe I have been affected. Because, keep reading.
Anyway, I held an online bridal shower for my best friend’s dog. I know. Embarrassing. I would never do this in real life. But being my alter ego and being that no one will ever be able to link me to it I figured why not. Little did I know that BFF’s greyhound was *cough* a *cough* (whispered) lesbian *cough*. What!?!? Apparently animals aren’t as discerning as humans…well, humans are going the way of the animals anymore, LOL. Leave it to secular humanism and it’s epistemology of how humans are nothing more than glorified animals.
I digress, again! Sorry. I had to post this pic of two dogs in beige wedding dress/suit combos. Who knows where my BFF got these costumes. Why do people dress up their dogs? She claims that the beige brought out the subtle difference in tones of the dogs’ coats. Was it just a fluke that they looked eerily similar to BFF when she got married? You know, they say people and their dogs end up looking alike. My alter-ego MySpace page was inundated with well-wishes and virtual gifts. Why didn’t I do this on her page? I also had to give away shower prizes. Believe me, I will be using an alter address when these things get mailed. Here are pictures of the gifts: