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14 years = underwear

Today my beloved betrothed and I have been bound in wedded bliss for fourteen years. Aww, that’s sweet, but not sassy. I like my anniversary card to him better: We’re a good team. You’re the one who approaches challenges head on… And I’m the one hanging back, admiring your butt. Yes, thank you, Hallmark forContinue reading “14 years = underwear”

Godly hedgehog

…or “in which I maintain my ‘goals’”… I have recently blabbed on here that I’d like to do some things a little better this year. The mostly imagined pressure from my readership has worked all of these 24 hours since writing the last post. Today I read more (see #3) sewed more got a littleContinue reading “Godly hedgehog”

The best laid plans…

Can you finish that quote? I had to look it up. So, yes, the “best laid schemes. . . go often askew” and New Year’s resolutions have to be at the top of the “best laid schemes” list. Can I get an amen? I read my post from last year discussing my goals for 2009. MyContinue reading “The best laid plans…”

Fill in the blanks

If you were to walk into my home it would be pretty obvious that I’m not much of a decorator. I’ve got things to look at around the house, but I’m no Martha Stewart. My home’s interior will not be featured in any posh magazines. There are three main reasons for this. 1) I amContinue reading “Fill in the blanks”

My body double

She’s a bit on the stick-straight side. She’s ditzy because her brain, well, it’s just not there. She’s not much of a dancer. She’s not much into anything really. In fact, she’s a horrible conversationalist. But what she lacks in brains or talent…or a head, she makes up for in style. It’s my body double.Continue reading “My body double”

Monsters and snot

So, the girls and I are in a checkout line at the dinky little store on b@se. I’m already on edge because… just going near this place gets me that way the parking lot is so full people are drive-stalking shoppers as they exit heading towards their cars we got 2 feet of snow dumpedContinue reading “Monsters and snot”