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My body double

She’s a bit on the stick-straight side. She’s ditzy because her brain, well, it’s just not there. She’s not much of a dancer. She’s not much into anything really. In fact, she’s a horrible conversationalist. But what she lacks in brains or talent…or a head, she makes up for in style. It’s my body double.Continue reading “My body double”

Monsters and snot

So, the girls and I are in a checkout line at the dinky little store on b@se. I’m already on edge because… just going near this place gets me that way the parking lot is so full people are drive-stalking shoppers as they exit heading towards their cars we got 2 feet of snow dumpedContinue reading “Monsters and snot”

We do “Christmas” on Christmas Eve

When you ask different people what Christmas is about you’ll get different answers. Peace Joy Love Family Traditions PRESENTS!! Christmas, to this family, is enhanced by those things, HOWEVER, Christmas is about celebrating the birth of Jesus. No, He wasn’t born in the winter. Yes, Christians kind of took over the winter solstice celebrations andContinue reading “We do “Christmas” on Christmas Eve”

Meeting an old friend for the first time

Well, she’s not old, and I guess she’s only an old friend in the new technology sense in that if it happened last week it’s already old news and, like, that’s so moments ago. I thought it was a catchy title. Julie, of My Life With Boys…, and I are blog buddies. I think weContinue reading “Meeting an old friend for the first time”

Retro champions

I was excited the minute I found out my husband’s office Christmas party was going to be themed. I love to dress up be it in a beautiful formal gown or a period costume (you know what I mean there, right?). The options for the Christmas party were to come in semi-formal dress or toContinue reading “Retro champions”

Open letter to the mall kiosk salespeople

Dear mall kiosk salespeople, Oh my freaking word. If homicide were legal I think I’d be a professional. I wish my looks could kill because then you’d be gone and I wouldn’t even have to wash my hands.* I’m not sure if you’ve ever considered this or not, but when I go to the mallContinue reading “Open letter to the mall kiosk salespeople”