Category Archives: Humor

A Tale of Two Sisters

God has a great sense of humor and never lets me get too prideful. Case in point: my two daughters are pretty much as different as they could be. The only thing they share is the roof over their heads and their looks. Our love too, of course, but that’s a given. I may have had aContinue reading “A Tale of Two Sisters”

Daddy’s way…

This is what happens when Daddy takes the girls out for a day of running errands: The Girl Scout troop leader talks to him about the book “Your Changing Body” that she got for her little girl. Including the terms “tampons” and “big changes”. The girls drop acorns down their dresses and giggle all whileContinue reading “Daddy’s way…”

My new PA

…pleasure apparatus   What? It’s for my face.  I just had a birthday and didn’t think much about turning older until I opened this present. You know you’re getting old when your mother gives you this machine for your birthday. It’s called a Clarisonic and it’s sole purpose in life is to make my face look youngerContinue reading “My new PA”

Dukes of Hazzard

I guess that makes me Bo Duke (the blond). I’d rather be Daisy but that wouldn’t fit as well with the story. Ahh who cares, it’s my story, I’m Daisy Duke (and although she wasn’t blond in the original tv show, as you would see if you saw recent pictures of me–I’m on the pathContinue reading “Dukes of Hazzard”

In which I admit my crack habit

…because really, I have to be on something to drive twelve hours with two kids. by. my. self. Did I mention there was no other adult? I’m just thanking God right now that Ashlyn isn’t potty training yet. I don’t know why I’m worried about that though, we stopped enough times because of my needs.Continue reading “In which I admit my crack habit”