This is Ashlyn…don’t tell Mommy…

SSHHH…my mommy is in the showuh wight now. i know she wites abowt me heuh. she thinks i don’t unduhstand evything she says when she talks and wites at the same time. but i’m smahtuh than she thinks. let’s keep it that way, k? i want to take the opputoonuty to clear up sum miscept…misconert…miscontracept…misconceptionsContinue reading “This is Ashlyn…don’t tell Mommy…”

Friday 13: Great Shopping Sites

  I♥SHOPPING When I turned 30 I went to New York City with Heather. We flew up Thursday morning and came back Sunday afternoon. We did nothing but shop. We barely stopped to eat. Not kidding. We averaged 10 to 12 hours a day walking around the city. Shopping. We did take one sight-seeing tour. ItContinue reading “Friday 13: Great Shopping Sites”

This May Scare You Away Forever

MommiePie did it. Because Sweetney did it. Now I’m doing it. Probably not the best thing to do, since I think I’ve got a couple new readers. But it was fun. And hey, who’s not into baring all these days? COME AS YOU ARE Au natural. No false pretenses. No pretenses at all. I thankContinue reading “This May Scare You Away Forever”